Hello there! This is where I post stuff that is tump. *nod*
"I asked her what 'tump' meant once. She told me a story about a gnome named Kennit, some goblins, and a big rock from which to sit upon. I don't know what all that had to do with 'tump', but at least she gave me a button I could sew onto my hat." --Caladani Paperhat
Tonight's Subject: A Review of Star Wars: Episode 2
A review of episode 2 eh? Well..... Hmmmm.... First, since I cant think of anything else, im going to point out that Yoda is a Gnome, I know some of you are saying WTF no he isn't, he's a Half Elf or something crazy like that *looks at Memidan* I have proof that Yoda is really a gnome.
For those of you that dont know, this is Yoda. You think he doesn't look anything like a Gnome? That's probably because you have never seen a Gnome over the age of 500, they end up looking like this once they are over 500 years old.
Now this is Yoda and some incredibly handsome Gnome, I can't think of anything to say about this but that picture of Yoda makes me laugh so I put it in. You still don't believe me that Yoda is a Gnome eh? If you don't believe it by now, have a look at this.
This
is the same gnome as above once he is 670 years old, which proves that
Yoda is a Gnome. Also only a Gnome could own
as much as Yoda does. So leave the gnomes alone or they are gonna pull
out a lightsaber and cut your head off, or something.
Anyway, where was I? Oh yes.. The review... Err, Memidan has just told me he will write reviews for anyone that really wants one. Yes thats right, every time someone asks him he will write a different one. So go ahead and ask him.
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